When I was a little boy and got into something I shouldn’t have, my mom would say, ‘Albert, you ought to be ashamed of yourself.’ Her message for me was to watch what I said and did that was not in synch with what I should be doing. My mother was a stickler for good boy or good girl behavior, and when my brothers and sisters got out of line, she shape-shifted us to the right side of the aisle of acceptable conduct. If she came back from the dead today she would go back into the ground after she got a load of how far down people places and things have devolved. As my friend the Kid would put it, “trailer trash!”
What shocks me most is the popularity of Reality Television and the high ratings The Jersey Shore and The Kardashians get. What were their parents thinking? ‘Anything for a buck’? ‘The end justifies the means’?
It reminds me of that short story in high school, The Devil and Daniel Webster by Stephen Vincent Benay, where a poor farmer sells his soul to the devil for seven years of prosperous crops. It turns out to be an allegory for the State of the Union of the Unites States of America. But the moral of the story is what will you do and to whom will you turn to get what you want–the dark side or what the Divine would have you do with your life?
My question to you is what reprehensible depths would you go to be something or somebody that you think will make you happy? How much investment will you make in a precarious venture that might have been sired in a dark and dangerous place?
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Albert has 2 openings left for sessions while he is in New York City. He has 1 on Monday, November 28 and 1 on Tuesday, November 29.
Call or email now for your private, recorded, one-hour Astro-Intuitive Session.
928-282-4723 or email@example.com
Due to popular demand, Albert is extending his stay in New York!
He will be available to see clients Monday, November 28 and Tuesday, November 29.
Albert will be at Loews Regency Hotel, 61st and Park Avenue.
Sessions are booking fast so call or email today.
Albert will be seeing clients in New York City on Tuesday, Nov. 22
and Wednesday, Nov. 23. at Loews Regency Hotel,
61st & Park Avenue. Sessions are filling fast, call or email today!
Did you ever wonder why one person is rich and most of us poorer? Why Tom Cruise became a huge movie star and 99% of men and women in movies can’t make a living? Who among us has the answer to why James Redfield, author of The Celestine Prophecy and most recently The Twelfth Insight sells a zillion copies and writers like me sell far less? Why do some people win and most of us lose every time we try to play the game? I have an answer for you if you can hear what I am going to tell you. It is the randomness of the Universe. But it is what the random types do with what they are given that is the better contemplation. I usually say that ‘only God knows’ these answers, but the randomness of things lets me know that God created the Universe and he lets us do what we need to do to get to where we think we want to go. And by the way, God does not determine who wins ballgames or why someone dies young or bad things happen to good people. It is both karma and, quite simply, the randomness of things.
I am Albert Gaulden and I approve of this message.
Albert Is Coming to Ottawa!
Albert will be in Ottawa, Ontario on October 20 – 24.
He will be giving a lecture, hosting a workshop and giving private astro-intuitive sessions.
Call 928-282-4723 or email firstname.lastname@example.org to reserve your spot!
See the ‘Events’ page for more details.
Albert will be in Birmingham, AL September 16-18. Time slots are limited so call or email now to reserve your time with Albert.
Only $200 for a one-hour private astro-intuitive session. Call 928-282-4723 or email email@example.com.
For many years I lived with a disturbing dilemma. The first couple of hours after I woke up every morning I felt disoriented with a sense of dread in my gut. Before I hopped out of bed I would get still to listen for the still small voice of intuition. Meditation is the greatest leveler for me–it is the place between here and there and owns the place between dark and light. I walk my dog Mr. Darby and reconnect to my soul core God, then things ease and I have my feet planted firmly in my day, open to all possibilities.
I was walking and talking with my Spiritual Advisor awhile ago and shared this time frame of horror and confusion, as if I were adrift without a compass or knowing where I was or what I was doing. Here is what he said to me that day that made complete sense:
God is both a Dark and Light Essence. Our awake life is when the Light can envelope us and help us make better choices–renounce and confess and clean up stinking thinking and practice right use of will. But when we sleep–leave the world of all possibilities through Lightness–our Ego trickster manipulates and confuses us–we lose our center of spiritual gravity. Ego is a Master Director–he shows us footage that often puts us in peril and frightens us no matter how enlightened we think we are when we are in the Light.
The secret to giving the devil his due is to protect yourself before you lay down to sleep. Fall into the Darkness asking, ‘Ego, are you a devil who chases me or an angel who comes to help me?’ By Natural Law, the dominion over you there and on this side of life must be given over to the transcendent former Ego that becomes Precious Child of God.
This became my passage to go and come as who God created me to be, doing what He created me to do whether in the pitch black of night or the luminescence of day.
I am Albert Gaulden and I approve of this message.
First Time In Kerrville!
Albert will be in Kerrville, TX on Monday, September 19. At 7:00 PM, Albert will give a lecture titled, ‘The Handwriting On The Wall, What do the stars have to say about 2012?’
The Lecture will be held at:
2100 Memorial Blvd.
River Room in Cailloux Campus Activity Center
Tickets are $10.
Seats will go quickly so call 928-282-4723 or email Danni today at firstname.lastname@example.org to book your seat in the lecture.