If this war in Iraq were an automobile, it would certainly be a lemon.
No question, the Lemon War has gone through a lengthy and extremely expensive debugging/face-saving process so that we can at least say in good conscience that we’re not losing, that there’s some semblance of stability, at least at the tactical level.
But that’s an oversimplification…
Overconfidence and arrogance created this mess, marketed it to the American people as let’s show those bad guys who’s really boss, and then upon declaring victory, remained oblivious to the fact we had achieved a “feel good” battle victory, a tactical success and a strategic disaster. In other words, we got a lemon.
By the time William Gates came in to fix the Lemon War, he could only stop hemorraging, not the vast strategic ramifications, which is precisely why Russia is brandishing its sword once again. Even Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice admitted that she was not at all surprised by Russia’s recent aggression in Georgia.
Let me see if I’m getting this right? I’m supposed to be comforted by the fact that State Secretary Rice knows that the whole frickin’ world knows…as her voice cracks repeatedly during daily press conferences?
Advantage Russia and Iran.
Meanwhile, Rice and others in the Bush administration continue their “John Wayne” diplomacy for which they know, Iran knows, Russia knows, and the whole world knows, they cannot make good on.
Hell, if Patton were alive today, he wouldn’t be getting reprimanded for slapping a private. It would be for giving a knuckle sandwich to the Commander in Chief.
If you think things are bad now, and that Russia really gives a flying expletive over diplomatic isolation, then wait until the saber from Iran gets pulled out, I mean really pulled out. By then, we will either have to commit to a very real possibility of WWIII, or blink.
It’s time to trade in that lemon. Fortunately, the warranty expires on November 2nd. So we’ll get our chance to “buy new” or “renew.”
What will our country do? I for one have absolutely no idea. That pretty much says it all.
P.S. I have never written a political blog post and hopefully will never be compelled to do so again.
